C’thulhu

I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies. My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it. I can bring world domination to your organization.

Education

Withering Madness University Planet Vhoorl

Major: Public Relations

Minor: Scale Tending

Skills

Office skills

Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination

Computer skills

Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows

Experience

Leader & Overlord Doomsday Cult, Baton Rogue, LA 1926–Present

• Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
• Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
• Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed

Bartender/Server The Watering Hole, Milwaukee, WI 2009

• Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
• Reduced theft and property damage percentages
• Janitorial work, Laundry

Hobbies

World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul

References

Available on request

Links

Find This on GitHub